So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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