69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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