she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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