i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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