i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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