seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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