He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The air was thick with penises
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy