do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
its liver damage thursday
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