question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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