we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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