I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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