Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I've blown a few things in my day
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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