I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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