Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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