talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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