Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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