Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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