super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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