Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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