No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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