how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Randomize
