Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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