The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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