Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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