You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably