Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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