i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot