he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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