Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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