Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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