Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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