Can Purell be used as lube?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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