haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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