You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
COCAINE IS GR8
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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