Non-Jews are for practice
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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