Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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