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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(316): View more from Kansas

she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.

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(281): View more from Texas

FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!

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(313): View more from Michigan

How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?

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(954): View more from Florida

im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls

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(540): View more from Virginia

is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?

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(801): View more from Utah

I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?

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(801): View more from Utah

I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.

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(360): View more from Washington

YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.

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