my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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