You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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