listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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