when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Enjoy the penises
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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