Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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