i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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