I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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