The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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