It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
