We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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