It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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