Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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