once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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