I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
