what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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