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(818): View more from California

Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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(425): View more from Washington

Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!

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(307): View more from Wyoming

As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.

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