I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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