i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want to have your abortion
Jerry, you need to find god
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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