I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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