I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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