no. you can't hotbox the world.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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