did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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